But what happens when the mother in law and her entourage come round for a meal on Christmas day and that 30Amp fuse gives up the ghost she is going to say "Kildareking, I told you not to apply diversity when designing that cooker circuit, now look what you’ve done, what sort of husband are you, your wife is in tears, she is too good for you, the turkey is getting cold, you never liked me, I’m going home..."
On second thought...
Why would it? Does the MIL emanate some strange field that changes the thermal capacity of water or stop thermostats working, thus causing all the rings and oven to work at 100% duty cycle?