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JulieL said:
Sex certainly does sell - many non sexy products on TV commercials are deliberately 'sexed up' to attract the attention of the consumers.

When I used to sell electrical goods I used to use sexy words - nothing major obviously - things like slim, sleek, smooth.

I was always the top salesperson.
 
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Can someone tell me what the attraction is with a schoolgirl??, my experience of them when i was younger was silly giggling, spots on face and chest, idolisation of "Woody" from the Bay City Rollers ( never did get that one ) and repulsive smelly " tights " !!! :confused:

I prefer young women but never the school girl type
 
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Moz said:
I have always said that ....

the BEST you will EVER..EVER HAVE is with a 30 yo Lady upwards ....

OMFG ... they are beautiful ,
you can relax ,

Dead right there Moz - the old birds are always the best!! ;) :LOL:

Seriously though, one of the massage parlours I go to is one of the the 'oldest' in Greater Manchester......they also don't have any women working there under the age of 50yrs - and they are always busy!! ;) :LOL:
 
Freddie said:
Can someone tell me what the attraction is with a schoolgirl??, my experience of them when i was younger was silly giggling, spots on face and chest, idolisation of "Woody" from the Bay City Rollers ( never did get that one ) and repulsive smelly " tights " !!! :confused:

I prefer young women but never the school girl type
I used to be one
 
notb665 said:
JulieL said:
Sex certainly does sell - many non sexy products on TV commercials are deliberately 'sexed up' to attract the attention of the consumers.

When I used to sell electrical goods I used to use sexy words - nothing major obviously - things like slim, sleek, smooth.

I was always the top salesperson.

I did a course at college in the 70's and they explained about this as it was fairly new then but the best example was the Cadbury's flake girl, i think the one at the time was in a field of flowers with a see through cheese cloth shirt on ( remember ).

But then there was the short lived women grabber that they tried which i think was for a furniture chain called Williams i think, this was a man running in a tracksuit or Superman suit, tight fitting and he was very very well blessed :D , but it was taken off after a few weeks as it was too explicit :LOL:

Does anybody remember that from around 1977 time???
 
Freddie said:
notb665 said:
JulieL said:
Sex certainly does sell - many non sexy products on TV commercials are deliberately 'sexed up' to attract the attention of the consumers.

When I used to sell electrical goods I used to use sexy words - nothing major obviously - things like slim, sleek, smooth.

I was always the top salesperson.

I did a course at college in the 70's and they explained about this as it was fairly new then but the best example was the Cadbury's flake girl, i think the one at the time was in a field of flowers with a see through cheese cloth shirt on ( remember ).

But then there was the short lived women grabber that they tried which i think was for a furniture chain called Williams i think, this was a man running in a tracksuit or Superman suit, tight fitting and he was very very well blessed :D , but it was taken off after a few weeks as it was too explicit :LOL:

Does anybody remember that from around 1977 time???

Yes I do! :oops:

Wasn't there also one about the jolly green giant (re sweetcorn) who wore a green pair of 'tight' tights who had a rather large 'package'!!
 
JulieL said:
Seriously though, one of the massage parlours I go to is one of the the 'oldest' in Greater Manchester......they also don't have any women working there under the age of 50yrs - and they are always busy!! ;) :LOL:

If I didn't know you were a sexual health medical professional, that last post could read very different!
 
Yeah that's right Julie but this William's bloke, you could tell it wasnt a rolled up sock, if i remember it was WELL outlined in his clothes ( pre- Lycra days aswell )

By the way this is where Dave gives you a slap for knowing the difference :LOL:
 
Moz said:
empip

good post ..

I have always said that ....

the BEST sex you will EVER..EVER HAVE is with a 30 yo Lady upwards ....

OMFG ... they are beautiful ,
you can relax ,
they KNOW WHAT TO DO, AND WANT ,AN TELL YOU !!!! its fun..... its GREAT ,LOVELY....;)

BUT You think would that fit teen at work,
or your teasing Secretary be up for a

Rendezvous .....................

what a word ,
you imagine ,
a hotel suite like a french apartment ,
in your mind your on the bed in a white dressing gown ,
she appears with the room service ,champers an canapes ,
you flick 20 euros at the waiter, he applauds you an gives a nodding wink ..
your teen Goddess , slowly strips an cavorts for you, as you lay there .. hot an horny ....she turns on the wireless in the room an dances seductively ..NAKED an sweaty she stands before you an slowly drops to her knees an takes you ...
as the prize an you her betrothed .....passionate an sweaty ...




You spend all weekend in the bedroom /bath intimate an loving ...She is Gorgeous you vow to make her your LOVE FOR EVER ....
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////


then there is reality

you been chatting up the temp /new lass at work ..
you been Bullsh*tting to her how you are ""Insert" what you think will impress her ../99% its you just won the lottery "but dont tell any one sweetheart , lol"


You have been seen all around work all cosy with her now..
an she is smitten/£££..
You tell her, you are taken her away for a wild lovely week end ... !


but alas the wifes maintenance is due +you kid needs some new pumps for gym

So you take her out Cheshire way ,any countryside ... for about 4 hrs spinning in your Lada ...,rubbishy car ...
then you pull up at the road motel ...
the type where you NEVER see staff (unless a murder !)
You pay by credit card it gives you the room card , you go there .. well its a room ,
the bedding is stacked high on the bed , the en suite is a cupboard where a tiny wc ,broken , is next to a very mouldy shower .. :(

Your sex goddess .. goes screaming to the cupboard /toilet an sits wailing on the toilet pan as she tries to pull the plastic consertina door across its jammed access , you try an the door falls to the floor ...

your annoyed you go down to reception an speak to complents ,who the girl on the other end in South Korea says "if you want class why book here you .. tramp ...laughing " ;(

you shoot off in the car to a supermarket but get lost , an end up in a country local store ..

your see the shop serves champers an wines an fine foods .. YYYEEEHAAAH Result YEEESSS

you go in an think the film Deliverance wasnt just the deep south ,
shutters go down , an grills roll down , an nearly locked in
you again ask again " do you do champers "(my case manc accent in cheshire )GOOD JOB I WASNT suntanned that way ..:)


your left with 4 cans of TRESCO lager at £1 a can alco/nil if not mixed with water /then 100%..
the bottle you was allowed to buy was a cider mix an wine an rum

you go back to the TEASER ..
She is fast asleep at 8 , you wake her up an throw crisps at her ...

You get her into the can with the water ....

to go an get ready your strip off in the bedroom
lying there white/big an in socks .. well she IS lucky .. :)

she appears from the cupboard in black thong an no bra but covering her whoppa t*ts ......scared at hell like Bambi

you reassure her with the bottle , an sits at the bottom of the bed crying cos she was how the blocbuster was meant ....anorak draped over her , an yet you seen her nips ...

as she is gulping down this moonshine drink ...
from the cut up empty can as a cup ... where you sliced your hand open ...

but least you saw her nipples as you screamed an squirted blood around the room ..

THIS IS THE MOMENT ...

you get her in bed / you been knocking one out all night to keep it there/hard ..

then this page 3 wonder ... an as we caress its .. NO..NO ..NOT THERE NO as it will show .. dont touch the front (you wonder why that OZ TW*T andree poof likes the back /bottom .. :( )

anyway as she hated everything it was a case of mount all bouders ..


next day she was cuddling an lovely then blinked where we where .. ?/££
OK..


you get her home to her door,
all smiles as a joke weekend next one better , yeah GReat MY Lover She Trills ....

an drive off.. things are nice /great/Lovely etc still :)


by monday the police are in the office as you're a Rapist ....
you lose everything ...for some young **** who is an awful a horrible SEX

sorry admins here I have been very close too the board ... I love alot ..

take care an I wish you all the very best as my post my alert you ..

ps thankyou for being understanding/ an I wish you all the very best /who ever the mods are here I am very VERY GRATEFUL ..:)
THANKYOU HERE ;)

Moz - are you a script writer for the porn industry!? ;) :LOL: :LOL:
 
Moz cant make his mind up whether he is Big John Holmes or Ron Jeremy :LOL: :LOL:
 
notb665 said:
JulieL said:
Seriously though, one of the massage parlours I go to is one of the the 'oldest' in Greater Manchester......they also don't have any women working there under the age of 50yrs - and they are always busy!! ;) :LOL:

If I didn't know you were a sexual health medical professional, that last post could read very different!

I'm not 50 yet though!! ;) ;) :LOL:
 
JulieL said:
notb665 said:
JulieL said:
Seriously though, one of the massage parlours I go to is one of the the 'oldest' in Greater Manchester......they also don't have any women working there under the age of 50yrs - and they are always busy!! ;) :LOL:

If I didn't know you were a sexual health medical professional, that last post could read very different!

I'm not 50 yet though!! ;) ;) :LOL:

:LOL: I hadn't spotted that one. :LOL: I meant you go there for your own pleasures. :LOL:
 
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