Is there a god?

[Infidel]

Good time of the year to go really,right at the start of hurricane season 5 weeks of **** weather sitting on the beach.
Back on topic.
Gods don't kill people.
People who believe in Gods kill people.

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Sooey, you have not met a compulsive liar yet, come to my house and meet my wife, she would leave the gas hob running with raw gas and never admit it was her, water taps (hot water an all) running and when I remind her that she left the damn hot water tap open, not only I hate wasting precious source of water but it is costing me money in gas bills, she would vigorously deny it!

Now, just as I am typing this..........a thought ran in my mind, seriously just thought of it now.......could there be something that keeps opening the taps and turns the gas hob on with raw gas running?????

So Could our friend be plagued by an ET???? or some some invisible energy or entity that makes him lie if at he does lie??


So there is something weird here .........must be ET.

 

[JBR]

Sooey, you have not met a compulsive liar yet, come to my house and meet my wife, she would leave the gas hob running with raw gas and never admit it was her, water taps (hot water an all) running and when I remind her that she left the damn hot water tap open, not only I hate wasting precious source of water but it is costing me money in gas bills, she would vigorously deny it!

Now, just as I am typing this..........a thought ran in my mind, seriously just thought of it now.......could there be something that keeps opening the taps and turns the gas hob on with raw gas running?????

Sounds to me like you have a poltergeist. It can't possibly be your wife.

Same at my place. Quite often I will find the back door unlocked just before bedtime. I know I haven't been near it all day and my wife assures me she hasn't either.

 

[Bodgeitandleggit]

Thanks Mike- I'm just waiting for the taxi right now .
At last- someone who can suss me - unlike that bunch of no-marks who persistently chop and change their stories about me .

I'm glad you've finally found a poster who doesn't think you're an absolute ****.
Funny that it's the one poster on here who'll believe anything at all, he probably goes looking for fairies at the bottom of his garden ffs.
Sorry Mike, you seem a nice enough bloke, but is there any outlandish story that you've heard and didn't believe?

I am with sooey on this one....I am also sure Mike is a decent guy...but mike this nugget is a born liar and that's what I hate is liars.....so do us all a favour when he makes a statement just think of that song by thin lizzy "don't believe a word"

 

[pred]

So all this time I've been accusing Mrs Pred and its been a Poltergeist, thanks for that, I shall rush down the stairs and apologize profusely.

 

[JBR]

So all this time I've been accusing Mrs Pred and its been a Poltergeist, thanks for that, I shall rush down the stairs and apologize profusely.

I assure you that's the safest thing to do.

 

[jeds]

Sooey, you have not met a compulsive liar yet, come to my house and meet my wife, she would leave the gas hob running with raw gas and never admit it was her, water taps (hot water an all) running and when I remind her that she left the damn hot water tap open, not only I hate wasting precious source of water but it is costing me money in gas bills, she would vigorously deny it!

Now, just as I am typing this..........a thought ran in my mind, seriously just thought of it now.......could there be something that keeps opening the taps and turns the gas hob on with raw gas running?????

So Could our friend be plagued by an ET???? or some some invisible energy or entity that makes him lie if at he does lie??


So there is something weird here .........must be ET.

Hasn't been leaving skates on the top of the stairs and heavy objects balanced precariously above doors as well has she?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

shall we continue with our quest about God, or no God, ET, Aliens, and now I have something more interesting that is somewhat associated with this rather interesting thing called Crop Circles, I am of the opinion they are works of something strange and definitely not a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXERV4vjKIk

 

[pred]

Did you not see the documentary years ago on the beeb how a few mates from the local pub made the circles with planks on their feet?

 

[pred]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/03/european-flooding-latest-god-tells-nigel-farage-to-build-ark/

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Just changing the subject again,

Is Peter an Alien by any chance? Is this his flight that lifted out from manchester and landed deep inside Mexico? Blimey! Thats going to be surely warm out there!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/03/ufo-volcano_n_3376972.html


But yes this one is definitely fake, good job as well or Peter may not have wanted to come back from that cushy hot voluptuous hole! even I could not be fooled this time, if you see the 3 light spots on the right hand side they move or jerk relative to the volcano, so a superimposed video, I don't know what people get from making silly fakes, they just ruin everything for the serious persons! F. Idiots!

 

[jeds]

Maybe I missed a bit - what have aliens got to do with the non existence of god?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Aah, the clue is within the last 20 pages of this thread! it is a very twisting & turning story.

(non-existence of God......are you sure you are not denying yourself the truth again!) it's perfectly your choice to believe or not , that does not make God non-existent. But I sincerely believe in one for definite.


I just hope our friend Peter doesn't come back fried up!

 

[JBR]

Maybe I missed a bit - what have aliens got to do with the non existence of god?

'God' was an alien!

 

[jeds]

Maybe I missed a bit - what have aliens got to do with the non existence of god?

'God' was an alien!

But aliens are statistically likely and there might even be some slim evidence. Or do you mean; aliens visited thousands of years ago and that's what developed in the minds of simple people as being god.