Well, I thought I had.
I had a go today at capping off some pipes temporarily.
First, the hot supply to the shower. Turned off the gate valve at the bottom of the cylinder. Hot tap stopped flowing, great! Cut the pipe, trickle of water, lovely! fitted stop end and tightened. Smashing.
Then the cold. Cut the pipe. Gush. Sh*t.
Only then did it dawn on me that in my new found plumbing confidence not only had I forgotten to drain off the cold storage tank, I had omitted to turn off the main 'cock as well.
Uh oh. Large uh oh.
With a massively-cursing (think of words rhyming with "clucking" and "hat") Mrs Secure plugging the pipe with her thumb and a Man Utd. shirt (well they do have their uses
), I raced down and turned off the water then used a bin to capture the remainder of the tank... the sofa in the lounge only got a
little bit wet....the cushion on it took the brunt of the leak and that's dried out now.
Even the drips from the ceiling have dried up, fortunately just like insults from Mrs S......However, I don't think I'm doing any plumbing again in a hurry.
However, I would nevertheless like to offer a huge thank you to all of you who have offered kind assistance to me.
It's not your fault I'm a complete idiot.