Jehovahs

[oompah]

We have got the daughters car on the drive way with a for sale sign in the windows.A possible buyer is calling around this morning,but in the last quarter of hour some Jehovahs came a calling I thought it was the buyer came knocking so I answered the door before they went into their sales pitch I went into mine,they have got no sense of adventure or no sense of humour.

 

[Bahco]

That will teach them!

I had one come 3 saturdays in a row until I put him in no doubt that it was a lost cause.

I remember him saying that he could produce indisputable evidence that Christ did exist and could even give me the date. I told him that I had more interest in plumbing than Jesus!

Never seen him since.

 

[Norcon]

There only trying to save you atheists from burning in hell.
You lot should try to be more civil and welcoming.
But then again if you have fell into the abyss of immoral living and shun the scriptures teachings then your behaviour is not surprising.

 

[oompah]

You lot should try to be more civil and welcoming.

I was and even offered them a test drive,their loss.

 

[merlin50]

we do not get them now since the witches almost next to us built there magick circle and stone altar

 

[Bahco]

we do not get them now since the witches almost next to us built there magick circle and stone altar

Can they build me one too.

 

[Whitespirit66]

I was driving around in a part of town that I didn't know, looking for an address. I pulled over and stopped 2 smartly dressed gentlemen who were walking along, and asked them for directions.

They explained that they weren't from the area either and couldn't help, but asked if I had thought about god today.

I'd only stopped a couple of Jehovas, who were determined not to miss an opportunity. Made my excuses, and drove away. Quickly!

 

[crockett]

Fitted a bathroom for a Jehovahs witness a while ago, she was the most accommodating person, cooked lunch for me, plenty of cups of tea, and we had many interesting conversations about The Word

I had my beliefs, as she had hers, she turned to the Scriptures because she needed a direction in her life, and it helped her. It wasn't for me though, I would need industrial strength bleach to cleanse my soul !!

 

[Mickymoody]

Get their addresses, and post them Christmas cards!

Usually I'm polite and just slam the door, but had an aggresive one, and had to march them off my property, by the collar.

 

[oompah]

I think they put a jinx on the possible sale the guy came and had a look,its advertised @£750 he only offered £500, so no deal.

 

[nickso]

all the ones round here are kids and easy to get rid of.

a friend had loads of funny tricks for getting rid of them. one was to draw an inverted cross on his forehead with eyeliner. they usually just turned and walked away when he answered the door. he used to follow them up the street asking if they had considered satan recently.

 

[Karinska]

Get their addresses, and post them Christmas cards!

Usually I'm polite and just slam the door, but had an aggresive one, and had to march them off my property, by the collar.

If that's you being polite Micky, I'd hate to see you being 'rude'

 

[ColJack]

that would be the bucket of water that I have in the kitchen ( destined for the garden when it's full, veg washing water etc.. )..

or as I used to do at mom and dads house, since the bathroom was right above the front door and the shower right next to the window, I used to excuse myself for a "quick pee as you caught me on the way" and then put the shower head out of the window.. ..

you could always rig up an "overflow" pipe and appologise afterwards.. "oh sorry, it's always doing that, I think it's the tank in the loft.. "

 

[Donkmeister]

I've noticed that Jehovah's witnesses seem to go knocking on doors on Saturday mornings. It seems like a bad way to sell your idea to me, getting people out of bed.

I had a couple of Mormon's try to come in for dinner once. I was halfway through serving up when the doorbell went. Two chaps from Utah, telling me that I could have loads of wives and listen to the Osmonds forever after.

I said "Thanks for considering me for entry to your club, however I'm just serving up my dinner.". One of them said "Oh that's nice, do you have enough for us too?"...

The cheek. I was all ready to sign up before that. I bleedin' love the Osmonds, me.

I actually live next door to a Jehovah's Witness family. Really nice people, very straight-laced and family-oriented. They've never raised the matter of religion with me, either.

My father (traditionally-raised Catholic) saw them heading off to church one Sunday morning and said to me "Ah, I see your new neighbours are a good Catholic family"... Jehovah's witnesses wear smart suits and go to church early on a Sunday all as a family, large families etc, very similar stereotype really!

 

[0000]

For some reason, when I started to debate with them they just gave me a copy of the watch tower an ****ed off.

They were going on about knife crime. I reasoned that people who carry these knifes in western world cities like London are mostly living is an fantasy world and their fear/justification is because of the stupid fantasy culture and not knowing any better, and JWs aren't really that much different in that respect.