Joke for the lads....

As an occasional (fortunately) blinding flashes/physical sickness/want to bang your head against the wall type migraine sufferer, always thought chocolate was a major trigger for attacks until I read this

Sometimes triggers can be wrongly identified. For example, at the beginning of an attack, you may experience a craving for sweet things. If you eat some chocolate to satisfy this craving, and then get a headache, you may identify chocolate as one of your triggers. In fact, you were starting to get a migraine before you ate the chocolate.

Thank goodness I can still eat chocolate with no worries :) :) :)
 
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Gary_M said:
Brightness said:
Oh durrrrrrrrrr thanks how thick am I? In my defence I've had a migraine most of the day :cry:

Sorry to hear about the migraine :( You should treat yourself to some choccies (with reference to your other post ;) ) Are you stressed about something? :confused:

Thanks, it's OK. No not stressed about anything (not that I know of).

I have got nerve damage in my back and neck and because of this I sometimes get migraines. I woke up feeling yuk this morning but tried to carry on as normal as the kids were home.

Hubby wasn't happy that I hadn't just sent youngest to his mates' (he's 15) and gone to bed for the afternoon. Ah well...

Going to have an early night now & will hopefully be back on form tomorrow :D night all :D
 
Brightness said:
Thanks, it's OK. No not stressed about anything (not that I know of).

I have got nerve damage in my back and neck and because of this I sometimes get migraines. I woke up feeling yuk this morning but tried to carry on as normal as the kids were home.

Hubby wasn't happy that I hadn't just sent youngest to his mates' (he's 15) and gone to bed for the afternoon. Ah well...

Going to have an early night now & will hopefully be back on form tomorrow :D night all :D

Have you heard of the Neuromscular Approach to Human Movement? One of the conditioning 'exercises' would probably be of great use to you. In short, our bodies have learned 'inappropriate' movements, which may make it easier for us to get to things, but are in effect causing continuous wear and tear on our bodies. Think of a baby picking up something - it will go close to the object and lower itself from above the object, allowing it's spine to maintain its 'S' shape for as long as possible. The spine in its 'S' shape offers the greatest strength and more importantly 'SAFETY'. Now think of an adult - they will stretch and reach for the object - twisting, bending and contorting their spine (into a C shape). Now, think how many times each day we expose our bodies to such twisting and turning motions each day (looking at the computer, unplugging the telly, doing to ironing, loading the washing machine, etc,etc, etc) and it is no surprise that we get aches and pains :rolleyes:. In an attempt to erradicate the stresses of such movements, someone comes up with the science of ergonomics :rolleyes: If we moved the way we were meant to move in the first place we wouldn't need this - it's like taking a tablet to erradicate the side effects of another tablet :confused:. The Neuromuscular Approach actually suggests that aches and pains have nothing to do with the ageing process (as we often tend to use as an 'excuse') and it is due to our years of 'inefficient' movements. It's contributed to by our culture - when our body becomes uncomfortable our instinct is to move, but what happens in school - kids are told to 'stop fidgetting'. So, inadvertantley we are already starting to contribute to the aches and pains that these kids are going to get as they age :mad: Also, we tend to 'blame' something on our sore backs, etc - i.e. it was digging the garden that gave me the bad back. In truth, the likliehood was the the digging was the 'icing on the cake' - the muscles around our back were already stressed and injured, and the motions involved in gardening just gave them that little extra required for them to 'stretch - like a stretched elastic band - it can maintain a certain amount of pressure for a long time, but add something to it and 'ping' :eek:

So, we already know that a baby moves 'efficiently' (correctly) which means that somewhere along the line we have trained ourself to move inefficiently (neaural pathways tend to remember things we put in) - this in turn means that we can re-train to efficient movement - preventing future injuries and treating re-current injuries.

Oh, sorry I'm getting a bit long winded here. Anyway, although your injuries are due to a trauma, this 'simple' exercise will help - do it often and you'll be surprised how quickly you notice improvements in your neck (and migraines). Ok, here's what to do..................... Imagine that a raindrop is dripping down the back of your shirt. Now, make the motion that you would with your neck to prevent the drop from running down your neck. Hold it there for as long as comfortable, then as you relax your neck allow your head to lift towards the ceiling and your shoulders to drop. If there is a lot of tension in your neck and shoulders you might even hear 'squelchie' noises as you do this. Repeat several times. STOP at any point you feel pain or discomfort. Do this several times every day.

Ooops, sorry for hogging the post - wanted to do my 'Good Samaratin' bit :oops:

Good luck.

PS If you go to a physiotherapist, ask if she has trained in the Neuromuscular Approach. If she/he hasn't, ask if it is possible to go to one that has.
 
Very interesting Gary :D

Can you explain that motion in a bit more detail...do you bend your head backwards?

I ask because I've found quite simple techniques advocated by the MacKenzie method very helpful for a herniated(slipped) disc. Specialists said after they'd seen my MRI that there was no way I'd get better without surgery...well, so far so good using this method and being careful with posture.

Interesting thing is my neice when she was about 6-9 months was constantly doing precisely what was recommended, ie. spinal extension exercises...lying on your abdomen and arching your back by pushing off the ground like doing a press-up, yet keeping your hips on the ground.

Have watched and learnt a lot from her :D

Sorry for sidetrack too...will get back with another joke soon to keep on topic ;)
 
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Hi Noodlz,

You need to keep your head facing forwards. If you drop it, or look up you will be 'stretching' and 'contracting' muscles. The point of this conditioning exercise is to relax these muscles that are continually working throughout the day - this in turn will increase the blood flow to and from the muscles (taking fresh blood to the muscle and getting rid of the build up of waste products). The 'squelchie' noise I mentioned in the last post is these waste products that are 'trapped' around the neck.

If you have ever seen a spine (diagram or model) you will notice that the 'bones' at the neck are the smallest in. Yet, think about our heads (weighing about 5kg) balancing on top of that, and the amount of things we do that require as to 'look down' each day :eek: So, anything that we can do to maintain our heads facing forwards is the best :)

Hope this has made sense to you - I am trying to explain in the least-long-winded way :)

Sorry also for everyone who came hear to read 'bloke jokes'. I am sure that normal service shall be resumed shortly :LOL:

PS There are of course other conditioning exercises for other areas of the body - this is just one that I thought would be of immediate benefit to Brighness.
 
hermes said:
:D
hermes said:
Can anyone name three types of fish that begin and end with the letter K?

Do I get a prize? :)

Oh, I just noticed that you said they should end with the letter 'K' too :oops: :oops:

Ok............

- Keyhole CichlidK

- KiverK

- Kyburz TetraK

:LOL:
 
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