Joke

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Chap working on the roof of a meat processing plant slips, falls to the ground and knocks himself out.

He comes to and finds himself in the pan of a large pair of scales being trundled along the road and then he hears a voice " we are taking you to hospital " . He lifts his head and sees there is a dead pig in the other pan.

He asks " is this the only way to get me to hospital "

Don't worry mate, you are in the firm's best ham balance
 
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Chap working on the roof of a meat processing plant slips, falls to the ground and knocks himself out.

He comes to and finds himself in the pan of a large pair of scales being trundled along the road and then he hears a voice " we are taking you to hospital " . He lifts his head and sees there is a dead pig in the other pan.

He asks " is this the only way to get me to hospital "

Don't worry mate, you are in the firm's best ham balance

That's terrible.

Got any more?
 
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