Keep losing internet connection

[Alison556]

Now isn't that amazing! You're my uncle!

 

[Softus]

No, I am your father.

 

[Alison556]

I've just asked me mother and she says that's rubbish - you're my sister!!

And my bloomin internet connection's been fine since I posted this.

 

[Softus]

I've just asked me mother and she says that's rubbish - you're my sister!!

I knew she'd try to cover it up.

And my bloomin internet connection's been fine since I posted this.

That's because I'm using The Force.