We were on a boat once, when a pair of thuggish looking drunks were being a pain and upsetting other passengers.
Next thing, this huge bloke (master at arms if you like) is encouraging these fellows to come with him. He had each of them round the scruff and was not letting go.
We all cheered as he led them past virtually the whole ship only for one of them to attempt a two fingered sneer. This was quickly quashed by the big bloke with a bit more physical manhandling.
It was brilliant, pure poetry.
I guess there has to be zero tolerance on vessels and planes, and these guys are well trained to deal with idiots.
Keel hauled and walk the plank me hearties arrh
We did not see these numptys again.