Bad day
Last night, had two mates round, one left, another turned up, about 11 pm, drunk, with , 8 cans in a bag, (can't afford wine round here).
All of a sudden it's three in the morning,asked my now really drunk mate to go, he's not having it, long one short, i got him to the pond(proper pond)threw him, with me being grabbed by himself, we both went down, get out, strip of in the conservatory, walk in the kitchen, stinking mud, gets on the beige carpet.
Straight to bed me
Missus get's up, scream, like they do, She got rid of him, this is now 5.45am, coming light, then i.m aleep.
Got up at 2.30 pm, She hasn't spoke allday, but, it's a bit of fun
, i'm 50 now but, still got to have a messabout, not the end of the world