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Yes I have children, as for being called an idiot for no reason does seem to reflect on my earlier comment about you.
In answer to your question one child waits whilst the other gets the football and when all together I can then watch the 2nd child get the ice cream. As it is a family picnic my wife could watch as I collected the ball as I would be playing with my son anyway.
You really are suffering from something, I am not sure what but it clearly needs addressing.
no, you're choosing to miss the point...no wife there... just you and three kids... two of them run off, as they tend to do, towards potential danger,,, and you have to choose which of the three to choose from...