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joinerjohn
The missus told me she wanted a night to remember in bed,, so I bought her a memory foam mattress.
I bought a water bed ,, but we drifted apart.
Out for a walk one day, she stopped suddenly and removed one shoe, complaining about a stone in it. I told her, there's 20 stone in the other one, so keep walking fatty.
I bought a water bed ,, but we drifted apart.
Out for a walk one day, she stopped suddenly and removed one shoe, complaining about a stone in it. I told her, there's 20 stone in the other one, so keep walking fatty.