Men v's Women
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kendor said:CommiserationsGary_M said:toffee said:
very good, off to rugby now, while hubby lounging in bed!!!!
Ahh, the game played by me with odd shaped balls
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Typing error - was meant to be 'men', not 'me'. I am still in correct shape Sponsored Links
Some Great Put downs from the ladies
M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living?
F: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.
M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?
M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living?
F: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.
M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?
M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
corgiman, that was funny..
in real life would you not be mortified if women were awful to you after you had made an effort to strike up conversation?
Im married but get attention from men when I go out.
I dont usually go clubbing, so maybe the chat up lines are different..
I would never intentionally humiliate a man who had made an effort to strike up conversation.
If someone was crude in their approach or forceful, then that would be different.
I hate to see women or men (if other way round) be horrible when someone has made an effort to get to know you.
in real life would you not be mortified if women were awful to you after you had made an effort to strike up conversation?
Im married but get attention from men when I go out.
I dont usually go clubbing, so maybe the chat up lines are different..
I would never intentionally humiliate a man who had made an effort to strike up conversation.
If someone was crude in their approach or forceful, then that would be different.
I hate to see women or men (if other way round) be horrible when someone has made an effort to get to know you.
why thank you
I have never heard that saying before though.. licking a thistle...
but I must say that whilst stunning men do initially catch the female eye, if there is nothing more,then looks are meaningless.
I (in the past) have had very handsome boyfriends who have been more concerned about their sex appeal to all!! some have been lovely people ... not taken seriously because of their good looks.. or envied..
Some have been quite ugly (according to my girlfriends)but have had very sexy eyes or an amazing smile.. that oozed attraction because they were likeable without needing to be 'beautiful'.
Hubby, is handsome.(to me and thats all that matters).. though has definite imperfections which... make him all the more attractive.
We can all look at pictures at pleasing beautiful people but there is definately more!!!
Im not sure if men are more concerned with looks than women?
there is rumour that people go for partners they believe to be in their own level of ' looks'? do you agree??
I dont.
I find it offensive to hear... 'what does she see in him?'
I have never heard that saying before though.. licking a thistle...
but I must say that whilst stunning men do initially catch the female eye, if there is nothing more,then looks are meaningless.
I (in the past) have had very handsome boyfriends who have been more concerned about their sex appeal to all!! some have been lovely people ... not taken seriously because of their good looks.. or envied..
Some have been quite ugly (according to my girlfriends)but have had very sexy eyes or an amazing smile.. that oozed attraction because they were likeable without needing to be 'beautiful'.
Hubby, is handsome.(to me and thats all that matters).. though has definite imperfections which... make him all the more attractive.
We can all look at pictures at pleasing beautiful people but there is definately more!!!
Im not sure if men are more concerned with looks than women?
there is rumour that people go for partners they believe to be in their own level of ' looks'? do you agree??
I dont.
I find it offensive to hear... 'what does she see in him?'
toffee said:
But that term isn't always related to looks IMO.
I've certainly said the same statement but never in relation to looks - it's when the bloke is having sex with other women too or because he's slapping his wife/girlfriend about.
Same could also be said regarding women who treat men badly - again nothing to do with looks
yes.. I agree julie, and Im certain that you too will have seen the end results of such relationships...
but on the superficial basis of looks alone... I find that people often judge couples... well they do. (based on the physical looks of one over another)
I know that some research shows that people will only make a play for people they believe to be in their range (nothing to do with who they fancy.. but to do with who they think they wil stand a chance with.
This changes if money or power comes into play because like it or not.. some of us women do find this a turn on.
I just find it awful when people consider that there must be other reasons for attractions (and not just personality.. I mean motives like power and money) if one is better looking than the other.
but on the superficial basis of looks alone... I find that people often judge couples... well they do. (based on the physical looks of one over another)
I know that some research shows that people will only make a play for people they believe to be in their range (nothing to do with who they fancy.. but to do with who they think they wil stand a chance with.
This changes if money or power comes into play because like it or not.. some of us women do find this a turn on.
I just find it awful when people consider that there must be other reasons for attractions (and not just personality.. I mean motives like power and money) if one is better looking than the other.
Young people are very focused on what they see rather than whats inside - but I think as you get older the qualities that were important when you were younger become less important............I would say (IMO) that the relationship quality becomes more significant as you get older
I know this is a bit off the subject but it still has some relevence.........
There was some research done regarding sexual relationships
The people who had fantastic sex but a poor relationship - those relationships were more likely to end after a short period as their was nothing else to keep them together other than the sex.
The people who had a good relationship but a poor sex life were more likely to stay in their relationships and felt that their relationship was more important to them than the sex
I know this is a bit off the subject but it still has some relevence.........
There was some research done regarding sexual relationships
The people who had fantastic sex but a poor relationship - those relationships were more likely to end after a short period as their was nothing else to keep them together other than the sex.
The people who had a good relationship but a poor sex life were more likely to stay in their relationships and felt that their relationship was more important to them than the sex
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