Murphy Law on Technology

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Reminds me of one of the office circular type jokes that asked, "Pound for pound, what is the most expensive substance known to man?" The answer being I.T. managers brain material and the reason being, "Have you seen how many I.T. managers it takes to collect a pound of brain?" :D
 
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My favourite, which I think is original, isn't on the list:

"When the Irresistible Force meets the Immovable Object it's time for a tea break."

Then there's the well known Universal Law of Junk:

"The only piece of junk you will ever need is the one you threw out last week."

I don't know where this one came from:

"There are two kinds of people: those who divide people into two kinds and those who don't."
 
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