I hear an IT chap killed a bloke the other day, The IT chap was talking about his job in IT when it was noticed one of the listeners had died of boredom......
How many Data Centre Technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Before we start, we have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind of system you have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Hmmmmnnnnn, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch??? Final Answer: Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
Do I have to be killed now?