Says the ex pop star, head honcho at PC world, the one who brought t’internet to every house, was the ONLY person that Sir Stanley Kalms that was allowed to call 'Stsn', was the one who was responsible for apprehending Gary Glitter, was Nigel Mansells ex neighbour, Sam Fox's protector, Englebert Humperdinks riding buddy, who changed the historical write-up of a certain longbow battle by proving historians wrong, claims that Alan Sugar has a picture of him on his dartboard, Owns a forest, is one of very few in this country who are allowed private ownership of single & automatic fire pistols right through to 1000+rpm machine guns, was taught & schooled in shooting by the chap that invented & presented the SAS 'tap tap' method of incredibly accurate & incredibly successful method of close quarter enemy engagement, is a director of 17 companies and is worth north of £120,000,000. Currently he's babysitting all his grandchildren for a couple of weeks. Have I missed anything out?