OMG if we had neighbours who offered themselves up to us I think I'd move! My neighbours are in their 90's
My neighbour over the road is always popping over to borrow stuff (including the internet) but I don't mind as I 'borrowed' her hubby one night when I got a rat in my garage and my hubby was on nights. He killed and disposed of the beastie for me
notb665, your neighbours sound like hell though, bless them