Never Ending Story

oompah · 22 May 2010

who was a new kid on the block

Space cat · 22 May 2010

whose mother missed the sex education lesson; mistake by name ----

conny · 23 May 2010

"rank and number only" said.....

Space cat · 23 May 2010

the social worker as he filled in the commissionaire

wingcoax · 23 May 2010

who was only trying to

oompah · 23 May 2010

fit into size zero clothes from...

conny · 23 May 2010

Evans, the outsize Outfitters who where based in the.....

oompah · 23 May 2010

kingdom of lilliput....

wingcoax · 23 May 2010

under the rule of...

Space cat · 23 May 2010

the new Hartlepool monkey

kapish786 · 23 May 2010

decided enough is enough and had a day off to celebrate he got his string vest out and got a can of stella and a pack of fags.......

Space cat · 23 May 2010

but was rudely interrupted when a disembodied voice above his head shouted "THIS IS A NO SMOKING AREA"

wingcoax · 23 May 2010

"You should go to the ELF and STUPIDITY Dept" where

oompah · 23 May 2010

each puff of a fag will be monitored to see if you have reached your quota...

Space cat · 24 May 2010

wherupon you will get a computer generated appointment for a chest X-ray