Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

contract with Channel 5, who were concerned that parents might be watching

 

[lifesagasman]

real television instead

 

[Gasman28]

reality TV, as such, we all know is absolute..........

 

[imamartian]

.... zero! it's so cold....

 

[Gasman28]

in the North Pole, but talking of Poles ..........

 

[imamartian]

.... where's my dancer?!!!....

 

[Gasman28]

The pole dancer is now sliding down a .......

 

[Karinska]

fireman's hose whilst shouting ....

 

[imamartian]

"where's the helmet?"....i need to...

 

[Karinska]

throw up, coming down at such speed has made me nauseas

 

[imamartian]

which is an anagram of "sea anus", a solitary creature that swims around the bottom...

 

[wingcoax]

of the ocean eating

 

[imamartian]

crabs, that have been...

 

[Karinska]

stuck to an old trout until it got so overcrowded they just fell off

 

[imamartian]

the continental shelf... and landed..