Never Ending Story

[lifesagasman]

may be no longer where it is. If you didn't know
where it was in the first place...

 

[oompah]

how do you know you even had it ......

 

[imamartian]

how do you know you even exist anymore... you need to look in the ....

 

[oompah]

pond and fall in love with your own reflection aka Narcissus...

 

[imamartian]

who was actually blind and rwally, just fell in love with the smell of ponds... and..

 

[Gasman28]

bacon sarnies, cooked on a .......

 

[imamartian]

Monday, although Tuesdays smelt quite good..

 

[Space cat]

but Ruby Tuesday would not divulge her secret recipe

 

[imamartian]

but Jamie Oliver let it slip in his recent...

 

[conny]

book, 'Memoirs of a Greasy Spoon Con Artist', which was really.....

 

[oompah]

just another publicity stunt to get his boat race .....

 

[imamartian]

through the pearly gates? .....

 

[conny]

but the pearls had all been stolen by.....

 

[wotan]

chav mothers, on trip to local zoo......


Wotan

 

[imamartian]

... keepers house, while he was at work at...