Never Ending Story

wingcoax · 14 Jul 2010

slowly sliding up the side of

Space cat · 15 Jul 2010

a beer can, driven by an instinctive fungal urge to climb into a compost bin

lifesagasman · 15 Jul 2010

Laden with maggots and fruit flies..

Space cat · 15 Jul 2010

and a litter of newborn teaspoons, all eager to climb out and find a kitchen waste pipe to swim up

lifesagasman · 15 Jul 2010

up and away in my

Space cat · 15 Jul 2010

beautiful balloon - which is still working well despite its age

oompah · 15 Jul 2010

of austerity, how is it going to be maintained........

imamartian · 15 Jul 2010

said Igor Butovsky... he was angry and he meant it.."HOW IS IT GOING TO BE MAINTAINED?" he bellowed....

Karinska · 15 Jul 2010

until the pressure became too much and he exploded

Gasman28 · 15 Jul 2010

deleted - Karinska beat me to it

imamartian · 15 Jul 2010

and dumb plumbers who thought the explosion was due to the gas board... even though...

Gasman28 · 15 Jul 2010

the gasman was in the cafe at the time, but he phoned the ...........

imamartian · 15 Jul 2010

sparky.... but no one knew where he was..... the alarm went out... "Where is Sparky?".......

Gasman28 · 15 Jul 2010

and the multitude of European workers shouted back .............

imamartian · 16 Jul 2010

"we're here... we are 'sparky'"..... "what can we do master?"