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oompah
Martini shaken and not stirred is best served with a dish such as.....
Never Ending Story
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moules marinade. "Oh dear!" yelled Gordon in total frustration. (Well, that wasn't quite what he said but you get the general idea. 
) Not only was the kitchen now on a 30 degree slope - he could live with that - but there was no martini, no lemon, no spices and, to cap it all, a piece of Borg had just landed in his cake mix
) Not only was the kitchen now on a 30 degree slope - he could live with that - but there was no martini, no lemon, no spices and, to cap it all, a piece of Borg had just landed in his cake mix
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lifesagasman
and match, meat and two veg can provide endless
opportunities for comedy script writers.
"What am I supposed to cook now", wailed Gordon.
"Duck!"
"Duck? They don't even have seagulls here."
"No, duck you fool!" shouted Mary as another piece of dismembered Borg flew past
"What am I supposed to cook now", wailed Gordon.
"Duck!"
"Duck? They don't even have seagulls here."
"No, duck you fool!" shouted Mary as another piece of dismembered Borg flew past
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lifesagasman
the outer limits of reason, sensibility and comprehension, Cy, the Borg investibule, pondered on the outcome of his recent union with Sinderella, chief whipper-out at the Climax donkey sanctuary, where
he had discovered the delights of mixed doubles - but that was a different time in a different star system. He stared down at the impenetrable plasmasphere. Why was he always left minding the cube? Then, blissfully unaware that the entire landing force had been destroyed, he went back to practising his serve
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oompah
in front of the mirror wearing his newly aquired shell suit from the well known tailors on saville row E-bay-gum limited.....
in the ancient city of New Wimbledon, a quiet place in East Atlantis where rules were sacrosanct. But the Umpyres were getting worried. The tide had never gone out that far
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oompah
a note to follow me,thats the trouble with permanent sun in Atlantis theres always something following on behind.....
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lifesagasman
the bike sheds, trouble reared its' ugly head, nudging
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imamartian
into vullvva the city of darkness, where humidity was high, and moisture levels were off the scale. However, the Gee-spot was missing.... someone had a nerve....
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lifesagasman
to scale the precipitous heights of the Mons Veneris, thickly jungled, dark yet enticingly...
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imamartian
... errr.. not enticing. Whereas, brazilia is most enticing this time of year... definitely worth a visit apparently...
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lifesagasman
the crabs are returning in large numbers, due partly to a lack of personal..
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imamartian
"Hi Gene", said Borg... he thought there was something fishy going on !!!
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