I imamartian 2 Sep 2010 #2,941 .. funniest one-liner.. "what do you call a surgeon with only one eye?"....
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,942 "I don't know" replied Basil "but if I needed an operation, that would be the one I'd get. Boom boom!!"
"I don't know" replied Basil "but if I needed an operation, that would be the one I'd get. Boom boom!!"
C caretech Joined 16 Mar 2010 Messages 348 Reaction score 28 Location Northumberland Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,943 boom boom let me hear you say way oh . way oh, was playing on the radio when in walked ........................
boom boom let me hear you say way oh . way oh, was playing on the radio when in walked ........................
O oompah 2 Sep 2010 #2,944 Helen Shapiro looking for her happiness again,then realised she had left it on the train which was entering the channel tunnel onroute to........
Helen Shapiro looking for her happiness again,then realised she had left it on the train which was entering the channel tunnel onroute to........
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,945 Marrakesh - to the great relief of Crosby, Stills and Nash who had been stuck on the ruddy thing since 1969
Marrakesh - to the great relief of Crosby, Stills and Nash who had been stuck on the ruddy thing since 1969
C caretech Joined 16 Mar 2010 Messages 348 Reaction score 28 Location Northumberland Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,946 was all it cost for the Bay City Rollers new double cd . It was on special offer due to .............
was all it cost for the Bay City Rollers new double cd . It was on special offer due to .............
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,947 the fact that the SNP had cancelled their order at the last minute - so now ASDA were left with all ten copies
the fact that the SNP had cancelled their order at the last minute - so now ASDA were left with all ten copies
C caretech Joined 16 Mar 2010 Messages 348 Reaction score 28 Location Northumberland Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,948 Of black Sabbath were found at the local car boot sale. Police officers arrived on site and went to the stall holder and …………….
Of black Sabbath were found at the local car boot sale. Police officers arrived on site and went to the stall holder and …………….
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,950 arrested him on suspicion of possessing some toxic heavy metal Edit: Oops! late again. "I don't have a brother", Dinah Doll replied
arrested him on suspicion of possessing some toxic heavy metal Edit: Oops! late again. "I don't have a brother", Dinah Doll replied
O oompah 2 Sep 2010 #2,951 in hushed tones,for she was in the confessional but unknown to her the confession was heard by none other than ......
in hushed tones,for she was in the confessional but unknown to her the confession was heard by none other than ......
C caretech Joined 16 Mar 2010 Messages 348 Reaction score 28 Location Northumberland Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,952 her late husband who had returned to earth as a ........................
C caretech Joined 16 Mar 2010 Messages 348 Reaction score 28 Location Northumberland Country 2 Sep 2010 #2,954 again like we did last summer ..............
O oompah 2 Sep 2010 #2,955 holidays spent on the rainy windswept outreaches of Mongolia searching for el dorado ................
holidays spent on the rainy windswept outreaches of Mongolia searching for el dorado ................