Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

"I'm always pleased to see you m'lady"

"In that case Parker, you can take off my dress."

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my stockings"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my bra"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my panties"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and you can put them right back where you found them!"

 

[oompah]

but you were supposed to be out all evening m'lady and the Clampetts are coming over dressed to the nines, now what am I to.....

 

[imamartian]

use to relieve myself?"...

"how about the stocks and the bullwhip?"......

 

[oompah]

said madam whiplash,the choice is yours although the tongue and groove come highly recommended by.......

 

[caretech]

the pope stood in his ....................

 

[oompah]

plus fours whilst touting for business in St Marks square........

 

[Space cat]

"Roll up! Roll up! These aren't just suspenders. These are St Mark's suspenders."

But the cardinals were unconvinced. It sounded too much like something they'd heard before

 

[oompah]

the great heards of wilderbeast came sweeping majestically across the plains ........

 

[John506]

as they were convinced when they got there they would find a..

 

[wotan]

watering hole, instead they found the grand canal, and let out a sigh when they saw the bridge........

 

[caretech]

over troubled waters was playing in the ...................

 

[oompah]

style of handels water music when all that was needed was a simple lullaby......

 

[wotan]

but they were too Brahms and List to appreciate that....

 

[oompah]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder,which is why Quasimodo could never understand how narcissuss got off looking in a lake.......

 

[imamartian]

for the Lake Ness Monster... it was at this point the Scottish tourist board whinced,,,, maybe we don't have a unique beastie...