I think they just want big gate posts to look posh.
Then they've failed
"tilled"!
I predict lions. But could well be an acorn. Maybe I'll set up a sweepstake.
One thing I will say is that if you work in the building trades you get more of your fair share of punctures - a combination of stray bits of metal from the site (screws, nails, etc) and the sorts of areas you find yourself working in ("gentrification" often starts in the worst parts of any town, so broken bottles, spent needles, etc are not unknown)6 punctures! I have no doubt it's been erm, 'dressed up' a little to add to their cause but it does come across a bit full on. They must really, really want them!
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