mildmanneredjanitor said:
Couldn't I just use the Velux???
Vauxhall Velu(o)x ? Ok if you park in the roof space .. must be that salty air !!
Wot if no 'window on the world' ? escape routes downstairs are cut, kids are wailing ......
Never mind that ..... Let me tell you a story ....
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm his
mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ****ed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"You going to tell him or should I?"
