New type of street lights

Highway Man

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Amazing news, I have been selected as the highways engineer to install a brand new type of street light that is set to revolutionise street lighting for good. These new street lights are a new developement and unbelievably high tech,. I can speak to them and they will speak back to me. They will carry the new fibre super highway inside of them to distribute High speed internet accross the country. They run on DC and are super eficient and have not been seen anywhere as I am the test engineer. I am so excited.
Edit: I am so excited that I am coming out in a rash because of this. I still consider it worth it.
 
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just pumps said:
Barman, a pint of whatever that person is drinking!!!
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I am not kidding, these are a new developement and we have obtained them for testing. They are also made of oak? Totally different in every way
 
Oh I forgot to mention, guess where they have been developed and where we have got them from?
 
If you could place them 184m apart. That would be helpful for anyone snapped by a scameravan.
 
We have a special cable that we wire them with, it incorporates a fibre which we keep continous throughout its length. They are truly amazing
 
So anyone guess where they are from and who developed them? This will drive the trolls nuts
 
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