see fella, with all this friendly advice all you need to do is hold your breath and jump in feet first, apparantly your arm gets used to it after 30 years......
Tyzack for me, she's long and thin, although it's all I know
As nice a bloke as you are, I thought you could have choosen a better name than "mr bodge". It doens't seem to inspire much confidence.
Save your pennies and get a pro to do it.
Plastering doesn't look like that, far far steeper learning curve at the beginning to get something the mrs won't kick me out for, and to be quite honest i don't have the time to learn how to do it properly.
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