Talking to a director of a automotive company yesterday, and the gulf between private and public.
He was telling me about his sister, who is a chief exec of a local authority.
She was telling him how they'd recently spent £100K on a three day "team-building and motivational workshop", including some thousands on a motivational speaker.
"How do you motivate your team then?" she asked him.
"I get the coffees," he replied, "and if I really want to motivate them, I get biscuits too."
Different universes, not even different worlds.