Nominations for funniest post of the week (w/b 1/3/2010)

[workerant]

post em here through the week and i will create a poll for the top five nominated on friday/ saturday ( if theres five that is)
they can be voted on next weekend and the winner will be the one with most votes on sunday 7th or when i get round to looking at it.

prizes are non existent so don't get excited. if there a better way of doing this let me know or have a go yourself
rules are: this site, any public forum, this week
ttfn

 

[imamartian]

post em here through the week and i will create a poll for the top five nominated on friday/ saturday ( if theres five that is)
they can be voted on next weekend and the winner will be the one with most votes on sunday 7th or when i get round to looking at it.

prizes are non existent so don't get excited. if there a better way of doing this let me know or have a go yourself
rules are: this site, any public forum, this week
ttfn

But winners must keep their acceptance speeches to a minimum.... and don't thank anyone !

 

[Johnmelad502]

I of course will win, so I would like to thank:

My mother for teaching me manners,
The wife for the clean underpants, and
The wife for (again) for the bacon butty this morning,
My dad for the good looks,
My Barbour the the weekend supplies, (never used),
Finally, you all for the votes.

 

[Blasphemous]

I of course will win, so I would like to thank:

My mother for teaching me manners,
The wife for the clean underpants, and
The wife for (again) for the bacon butty this morning,
My dad for the good looks,
My Barbour the the weekend supplies, (never used),
Finally, you all for the votes.

And that's why you didn't get to use the 'weekend supplies'..... you're premature!

 

[imamartian]

post em here through the week and i will create a poll for the top five nominated on friday/ saturday ( if theres five that is)
they can be voted on next weekend and the winner will be the one with most votes on sunday 7th or when i get round to looking at it.

prizes are non existent so don't get excited. if there a better way of doing this let me know or have a go yourself
rules are: this site, any public forum, this week
ttfn

sorry, but do you mean individual posts, or actual topics?

'cus if it's just posts, Tim will need to get in touch with Man United's trophey cabinet maker ..

 

[Blasphemous]

post em here through the week and i will create a poll for the top five nominated on friday/ saturday ( if theres five that is)
they can be voted on next weekend and the winner will be the one with most votes on sunday 7th or when i get round to looking at it.

prizes are non existent so don't get excited. if there a better way of doing this let me know or have a go yourself
rules are: this site, any public forum, this week
ttfn

sorry, but do you mean individual posts, or actual topics?

'cus if it's just posts, Tim will need to get in touch with Man United's trophey cabinet maker ..

Bloody Hell Martian, you're taking all this a bit serious man!

 

[roughcaster]

I of course will win, so I would like to thank:

My mother for teaching me manners,
The wife for the clean underpants, and
The wife for (again) for the bacon butty this morning,
My dad for the good looks,

My "Barbour" the the weekend supplies, (never used),

And also the spelling teacher at school for doing such a good job,,, not.

 

[Blasphemous]

I of course will win, so I would like to thank:

My mother for teaching me manners,
The wife for the clean underpants, and
The wife for (again) for the bacon butty this morning,
My dad for the good looks,

My "Barbour" the the weekend supplies, (never used),

And the spelling teacher at school for doing such a good job,,, not.

Perhaps he had the 'weekend supplies' in his waxed jacket!

 

[Trazor]

I of course will win.

That's got to be the funniest post of the week, ironically, you are therefore the winner........

 

[oompah]

Contain your enthusiasm it starts tomorrow.

 

[big-all]

its going to be camerons speech on how he can improve public services and cut taxes

 

[conny]

Ok, so want to award people for the 'funniest' post of the week.

Well so you don't fall foul of the discrimination board you will also have to have one for the following;

1/ Most serious post of the week.
2/ Most debatable post of the week.
3/ Most informative post of the week.
4/ Most responded to post of the week.
5/ Most boring post of the week.
6/ Most incorrectly spelt post of the week.
7/ Most correctley spelt post of the week.
8/ Most load of cobblers post of the week.

This list is by no means exhaustive and may be added to at any time by anyone 'cos I can't be ar%ed thinking of any more.

 

[dextrous]

Well so you don't fall foul of the discrimination board you will also have to have one for the following;

1/ Most serious post of the week.
2/ Most debatable post of the week.
3/ Most informative post of the week.
4/ Most responded to post of the week.
5/ Most boring post of the week.
6/ Most incorrectly spelt post of the week.
7/ Most correctley spelt post of the week.
8/ Most load of cobblers post of the week.

I've got you pencilled in for at least 6 of those conny, and we've not even started yet

 

[conny]

At a guess I'd say 4 of them are;

5,6,7,8.

 

[Stivino]

I'd like to nominate this one as the funniest of the week.
http://tinyurl.com/yjfdz56