I guess if you really want to secure your front row seat at the Afterlife show, you could always get the old dear a nice bunch of flowers with the extra cash!!
You can mock....but a M8 of mine became a J.Witness years ago...and was a very competent/honest builder anyway....and retired @ 53 to the Seychelles....all on the back of "the brotherhood".......if they look after you that well in this life.........