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I think a more logical explanation is God's wrath at farmers keeping goats and sheep in the same field, or even UKIP members wearing clothes made of different fabrics. Both of which are banned in the same way as homosexuality.

Which puts the crime against God of people enjoying themselves with other people who have the same bits into perspective.

Of course if you are a gay farmer who wears a cotton &nylon jumper,and draws a graven image of your goat in amongst your sheep - then you are really asking for it
 
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I blame the floods on the torrential rain we've been having, it's only a theory of mine, but it might hold water :D
 
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I squarely blame it on Fracking! Those millions of gallons of water they have to extract must cause some floods somewhere!
 
I would like to do some fracking on motorway bridges and flyovers, as I believe there is a lot of potential to extract fossilised gasses trapped in during construction, that should solve all over future energy needs! :mad:
 
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