Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!!

[lifesagasman]

what time does the chip shop close?

 

[diane1]

this is Blackpool.....they probs dont shut at all!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

well then, pop out and get a bag of chips, put them in the oven and i'll be round later

 

[diane1]

what a line.....have you used it before with any success?????

 

[lifesagasman]

works every time!! no salt and vinegar, though

 

[diane1]

.....im thinking someones telling porkies here!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

bah!! Rumbled. so how do you play tiddlywinks, then?

 

[diane1]

no idea.....i was telling porkies too.....

 

[lifesagasman]

you mean you don't tiddle or wink??!!

 

[diane1]

i can both tiddle and wink......but not at the same time

 

[lifesagasman]

and here's me thinking you were multi talented. have you been leading me on a wild goose chase, Di?

 

[dexdeloup]

Is this a dating agency site then?

 

[lifesagasman]

can you just give us a few moments alone, dex. this is a bit personal..

 

[diane1]

teeny tiny little lady ..rubbish at diy...well has experience of floating shelves....seeks man with experience!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

is this the end? she wondered..