One liners

PrenticeBoyofDerry · 8 Jul 2011

thatbloke said:
Why take the missus to see a goat standing up?

she's kinky that way

adlplumbing · 8 Jul 2011

she liked it with me

Space cat · 8 Jul 2011

Does anybody know how to spell sexlydia?

PrenticeBoyofDerry · 8 Jul 2011

is it
Adsexily

thatbloke · 8 Jul 2011

So people who are dyslexic are just really writing in anagrams? Clever. I love this forum , you learn something every day.

PrenticeBoyofDerry · 8 Jul 2011

no they are reading in Ragamans

thatbloke · 8 Jul 2011

PrenticeBoyofDerry said:
no they are reading in Ragamans

Why go to a reggae shop to read?

adlplumbing · 9 Jul 2011

that blolke just bit more technical than that

DP · 9 Jul 2011

Early to bed, early to rise, make a man sneaky and tell lies

r.bartlett · 9 Jul 2011

Are these Tim Vines jokes?

Space cat · 9 Jul 2011

Sugar and spice and all things nice; that's what little boys are made of. Girls are mostly lactic acid.