Paddy joke

[ricicle]

Quote Tommy Cooper:-

I backed a horse at 15 to 1
It came in at 20 past 2.

I backed another, it came in so late it had to tiptoe back in to the stable

 

[Lagerkhan]

Quote Tommy Cooper:-

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

 

[tim west]

r u a secret lemonade drinker?

 

[FTroooper]

[quote="FTroooper or is it Joe90 or is it Softus?

no its Ftroooper

 

[tim west]

[quote="FTroooper or is it Joe90 or is it Softus?

no its Ftroooper

whatever!

 

[punchjoshua]

racist jokes are not good

 

[tim west]

racist jokes are not good

especially with bad delivery!

 

[punchjoshua]

did you hear the one about the black irishman?

 

[Lagerkhan]

Paddy and Murphy wandering around a graveyard
Paddy says to Murphy 'look this guy lived until he was 154'

'What was his name' said Murphy

'Miles from London' said Paddy

 

[rommy]

A horse goes into a pub.Says to the barman"Give me a large whiskie."
The barman says."Ok but why the long face?"

 

[rommy]

A Texan farmer visits Ireland.Driving down a country lane he sees a sign saying Patrick's farm, bed and breakfast.
He pulls in,knocks on the door.After a few seconds farmer Patrick opens the door."Good day sir." Says patrick.
"Is this your farm."Says the Texan
"Yes Sir.All 100 acres."
"100 acres.Do you know in Texas, I get in my car in the morning and it takes me until night to drive around my farm."

"Yes sir,I had a car like that once." Says Patrick.