I'll take a few of those Ginsters off your hands
Now, I hope there isn't a fuel shortage, but I've been thinking about how to make the best of a bad situation.
I can cycle to and from work. Isn't pleasant, but is doable. Now, if there ARE fuel shortages, I might just cycle and leave my car at home with 10 gallons of petrol in it.
Then, in a couple of weeks when everyone else's tanks have run dry, and the police have decided there is no point patrolling the roads anymore (on their stockpiled fuel, of course) I am going to have some fun.
Now, you know all those country lanes you have driven on where you think "If only this road was clear of caravans then I could blat along here having ever so much fun", or those 10-mile motorway straights where you think "Wonder how fast my car can go"? Well, I'm going to take a day off work and drive on them all. It will be great fun, how driving should be.
Then when I get bored and hungry, I'm going to go to a drive-through and won't have to queue. YES! It will be good.
Then, I'll go to the local cinema car park, where the local yobbery will have gathered through force of habit, leaving their empty Saxos and Fiestas at home. I'll "cruise" up and down past them repeatedly, just as they do whenever I've been drinking in one of the bars. EXCEPT, instead of revving the nuts off my engine, through a "Fart-sound" exhaust, whilst listening to "bangin' toons", I'll do it quietly and sensibly, with the windows wound down and either Classic FM or Jazz FM blasting out of my sound system. Every now and again I'll shout at them "Yeh, check it out! My car is standard as F**K! Isn't it COOOOOOOOL?!?!"
Not because I would enjoy it, but because THEY wouldn't!!!
Now, THAT is making the best of a bad situation. Perhaps.