It would appear that my original response, to you addressing me as "Old chum", has been deleted. If you didn't see it, I'll leave you (and others) to guess what it was!
Doesn't say much for your common sense! No wonder you lost your sense of humour.
With some people misunderstanding the problem and people like you injecting sarcasm rather than trying to be helpful, it sometimes takes a while to get clear answers.
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