OH 'CLUTCH'!!!! I thought you'd said....a mechanic told me he would halve my bill if i walked up n down his back in the stilleto boots i was wearing.....
bill came to just over £300.....wish id taken him up on his offer!..
When you coming back? I still need to fix your clutch!
Then why did it need fixing?
Was your hair ok though......?Then why did it need fixing?
...my brakes jammed on.....when i was reversing onto a main road...aw..!!.....so i had to have recovery too!!....
Well resisted conny
Was your hair ok though......?Then why did it need fixing?
...my brakes jammed on.....when i was reversing onto a main road...aw..!!.....so i had to have recovery too!!....
hair was ok thanks.....but i did break a finger nail!
hair was ok thanks.....but i did break a finger nail!
Is it better now?
well, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours....
Only if you're wearing your boots at the same time.