Police 999 text message

If you want the police to turn up in their droves in record time, ring up a TV news crew and ask them to attend with their cameras.
Voila masses of cops all in their nice new shiny uniforms and highly polished shoes ;)
 
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do you want some salt and vinegar to go on the chip on your shoulder?
 
Chip sir? Police taking a Battering again? Cod knows they deserve it sometimes :D
 
sorry tim you replied just before me, i was refering to the previous poster
 
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So the coppers were run off their feet at 0500 when sparrow is asleep and yet to fart.
 
What they should have done is dialed 999 and left the phone off the hook :LOL:
 
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
And then get done for wasting police time, even when your reduced to a bleeding corpse :LOL: :LOL:
 
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
And then get done for wasting police time, even when your reduced to a bleeding corpse :LOL: :LOL:

No, you get the Mrs to play possum on the floor by the door, and kneel over her all concerned and in a state of shock :LOL:

Someone was trying to break in officer and she keeled over when I was on the phone, cough, cough.
 
Good God. Had it not been for the link to a BBC news story I would have utterly failed to believe this. TEXT MESSAGE response to a 999 call?

I ackkk-I er - NO, I can't even begin to put into words how utterly ridiculous that is.

WHAT THE F**K exactly do the police do now? Except for changing the film in speed cameras?

We had a similar experience a couple of months ago (I'm a lodger above a Brighton pub). Some trouble happened to kick off and the landlord radioed SASSCO (the private security firm we pay XXX per week); they were in the pub within 2 minutes. When it became apparent that the only sensible course of action was to have this guy arrested, the police were called - guess what? too busy - if your own security are dealing with it then we don't want to know. End result ****** walks off to cause trouble in as many other pubs as he wants (except those who use SASSCO - who, to their credit do enforce a blanket ban).

It really angers me.

Reminds me of this:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/article501091.ece
 
Several Norfolk policemen have appeared in court in recent months. Judges have heard how a sergeant harassed and assaulted a woman, a constable put a woman in fear of violence and another constable committed fraud.

I dont find that hard to belive

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
"but shortly afterwards they were awoken by a text message. "

what i don't get is.... if they were concerned enough to dial 999, then why (and how) did they go back to sleep? :eek:
 
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