Police Response

[pipme]

Sent from M8 in Oz ... You beaut !!
Someone .. do try it ... love to hear of result !!

 

[kevplumb]

http://www.hartlepooltoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=1109&ArticleID=940305


the time and tide pub is within spitting distance of the local cop shop (literaly)

response cant even catch them outside the front door

 

[nstreet]

I hear they're bringing out a new scheme, whereby you have to prebook your call out, to make more efficient use of police time. If they turn up and there is nothing wrong, they will then charge you a fee for a 'missed crime appointment'

 

[kevplumb]

probably frighteningly near the truth m8

 

[Thermo]

no it will be a community warden. looks like one, walks like one, talks like one, but by golly certainly isnt one!

 

[kevplumb]

weve got them as well

ashtray on motorbike srings to mind

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

That's sheer class Pip!

Of course, when queried about the 'shooting' you could say that you 'shot' them a filthy look!!!

So, I take it the armed response unit was for the person who placed the call reporting the offence in the first place???? Keh?

 

[pipme]

Tell our German friends to come south into the civilised world - sun comes out South Gloucestershire ends east at Cirencester, west at the Severn -- the corridor of health and wealth all the way to the English channel except Torbay of coarse ( mmj)