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[Deleted member 294929]

Abdul?

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Now this one either belongs to 'Big Rashid’, a beautician that fits fake lashes or someone with a nasty rash that doesn’t mind others knowing about it.

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Big gash.
Some mothers do have em.

 

[Brigadier]

Big gash.
Some mothers do have em.

 

[Brigadier]

Big gash.
Some mothers do have em.

Girl I worked with had a somewhat difficult delivery.

Never one to wax lyrical, her exact words were "It was like a murder scene, down there."

 

[Ihavenojob]

Saw BO55WHO on a Porsche today. I was driving, and being responsible I didn't take a picture.

 

[Mottie]

Saw BO55WHO on a Porsche today. I was driving, and being responsible I didn't take a picture.

You could always wait until they stop if you're unable to multi-task.

 

[Mottie]

Girl I worked with had a somewhat difficult delivery.

Never one to wax lyrical, her exact words were "It was like a murder scene, down there."

About 35 years ago, Mrs Motties mate had her placenta break up after the birth and while she was still dilated the doctor tried to remove it by hand but it contracted and she had to be wheeled out of the delivery room to another room and given an injection to release him. Apparently, that’s more common than you would think. The one thing she remembers about it was that he was very good looking!

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Saw BO55WHO on a Porsche today. I was driving, and being responsible I didn't take a picture.

That's very responsible of you.

Mottie no hands stears with knee

 

[Deleted member 294929]

About 35 years ago, Mrs Motties mate had her placenta break up after the birth and while she was still dilated the doctor tried to remove it by hand but it contracted and she had to be wheeled out of the delivery room to another room and given an injection to release him. Apparently, that’s more common than you would think. The one thing she remembers about it was that he was very good looking!

That's handy in a situation like that.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Just seen SCR4P on Scrap Kings on TV.

 

[rsgaz]

 

[Mottie]

Mottie no hands stears with knee

My dad taught me that - he would steer the car with his knees while he rolled a fag!

 

[Deleted member 294929]

My dad taught me that - he would steer the car with his knees while he rolled a fag!

 

[Ihavenojob]

My dad taught me that - he would steer the car with his knees while he rolled a fag!

I used to do that, ok on a straight, but a bugger while negotiating a roundabout.

 

[Brigadier]

Times are clearly not that hard, for some anyway

 

[Mottie]

A roofer that can't spell?