i remember when newspaper was softer than toilet paper
I remember when newspaper was toilet paper, cut in squares and hung on a piece of string.
... i refused point blank to eat oven chips and other 'ready for the fryer' brands.
Then you must be completely bereft of any taste buds whatsoever. Oven chips simply have no pleasing texture or taste other than what has been artificially added within the factory.I'd rather have oven chips than the paper-bag-filled-with-pus texture of a lot of chippy chips nowadays.
Chips have never been the same since they banned chip shops from making vinegar from acetic acid and stopped them from wrapping them in newsprint.
Nothing beat coming out of the swimming pools ( Cub night, Yes many yrs ago). Being picked up by dad in the car and a trip to the chippie for rock and chips wrapped in newspaper and that acid rain vinegar.
One night he took us to a kFC and ordered two portions of chicken and chips, when told the price he said F**K off and we all walked out! Back to chippie and a whole chicken a portion of ribs and chips all over the shop cheaper! We loved that chippie, still there now to this day althoug moved away now.
And it is a fact Wagon Wheels have shrunk!
Chips have never been the same since they banned chip shops from making vinegar from acetic acid and stopped them from wrapping them in newsprint.
Wagon Wheels haven't got smaller, it just that we got bigger. Loved the wrap open packet, now they are vacuum sealed..grr.