Regional accents

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WoodYouLike said:
I don't have an accent:cool:

Everyone has an accent of some kind. I thought you were Dutch, and that you might speak like the Dutch policemen off Harry Enfield done by Paul Whitehouse, who also does those kitchen paper adverts on the telly, set in Amstcherdam. "A pain in ze glaarse."
 
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When I'm oop North, people say I'm a Posh Londoner. When I'm darrn sarf, they say I'm a Northern Git. When I'm in Brum, they say "You What?"

I have two Londoners for parents, and I stayed in Golders Green for a few years as a young boy.

Then I spent 6 years in West Yorks at secondary school. But the rest of my years, I have lived in and around Stockport & Manchester.

Def. not your average local accent!
 
sussex accent for me, way down south actually old boy! Funny when were abroad people think we have a london accent, but londoners think we sound dead posh!
 
No accent here I'm afraid: RP!

What is excellent is that I can go anywhere in the UK and people never ask me to repeat myself... apart from certain words that they find hilarious. For instance a "nawlf landan" friend of mine thinks it's amazing I can say "graduate" without introducing the letter "j" :LOL:

My favourite regional accent is a proper Bristol one. That accent on a slightly ditzy girl really does it for me! :eek: :LOL:

Worst one... probably whatever the accent some of the characters use on that "Eastenders" programme. I have a theory that they actually have a mouthful of broken glass whilst they read their lines... it sounds that painful.

I have noticed though: accent is barely half the story. English has no bad accents, only bad speakers. Any accent has good speakers and bad speakers. East-Enders (as opposed to "Eastenders" ;) ) don't all sound like they are sucking on rusty nails as they speak. It just happens to be an accent that suffers when people speak sloppily. I have heard people with such an accent who say "butter" instead of "buh-ah" (I HATE glottal stops).

For ease of understanding, after RP I think posh Scottish (i.e. Edinburgh) is about the easiest to understand. Glaswegian is a mystery to me.

I have also noticed that when people move to an area with a different accent, whilst they generally adopt the accent of their new home to an extent, it all comes back after a few pints :LOL: 90% of my friends are originally from more than 50 miles outside the M25, but after a few pints they all revert back and you end up having a conversation with about 15 different accents. I get lost very easily after that :LOL:
 
AdamW said:
Glaswegian is a mystery to me.

Did you ever watch Rab C. Nesbitt then? I love that programme, but always had to translate for my Dorkie-Yorkie in-laws. :D

"I will skive, skive and skive again".
 
Old Rab, yes certainly understood him (although my parents would watch "Naked Video" with the subtitles on :LOL: )

I have known a glaswegian for four years. When sober I barely understand him if I concentrate hard. But, get a few pints inside him and I don't have a clue. In the pub I thought he was telling me to "eff off" the other week, turned out he was asking how I was! :LOL:
 
Thermo said:
sussex accent for me, way down south actually old boy! Funny when were abroad people think we have a london accent, but londoners think we sound dead posh!
Old boy :LOL: Old kiddie where I come from , Mettey :LOL:
 
notb665 said:
Everyone has an accent of some kind.

Ah, here I would disagree but only on a technicality. ;)

RP is the "baseline specification" of English pronunciation. An accent is a modification to this baseline. Therefore if one speaks RP, one has no accent. :idea:

In practice of course, no-one actually speaks RP. Can't help little bits of accent getting in, it's just not possible. Even the Queen does not speak the Queen's English :LOL:

I read somewhere that the British Isles has more dialects of English than the rest of the English-speaking world combined.
 
AdamW said:
I read somewhere that the British Isles has more dialects of English than the rest of the English-speaking world combined.
That's because they sound all like foreigners speaking English :D :D
 
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