We are no longer looking for a high tech solution, so we know what transistors are hexfets, fets, mosfets, bipolar, germanium, cmos, and what not, these are all useless because they will need backup power, so you need to come up with a more orthodox solution. (lol)In what sense is it unhelpful?
Do you need me to explain why a solution using transistors would be superior?
As for cocky, I've no idea what you're talking about.
And as for my silliest time delay circuit, I cannot still post as photobucket is having a tantrum, photobucket is a high tech organisation and has failed me today.