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All Boris has left is appeal to the masses and wrap it in nationalism.
 
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/poli...ns-plane-as-long-as-its-a-cock-20200619197636

TAXPAYERS are happy to fund the paint job on Boris Johnson’s plane as long as it is a picture of a large cock and balls.

Britons confirmed they would happily pay the estimated £900,000 cost and more if the prime minister was constantly associated with a massive penis.

Martin Bishop said: “These are difficult times and I think Boris travelling on a giant penis when he visits other world leaders would lift the spirit of the nation.

“A giant cock away in the clouds is the perfect way to represent both Boris Johnson and the UK government at the moment. And possibly the people who voted for them.”

Donna Sheridan agreed: “It’s much more practical than a Union Jack. Whenever Boris lands for trade talks or EU negotiations, everyone will know what sort of person they’re dealing with.

“And of course hungry children, NHS workers and people who’ve lost their jobs have been crying out for Johnson to brighten up his plane so they’ll be over the moon.”
 
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motorbiking said:
There are a few articles that suggest its 300k a pop if you are doing a fleet, if the above is correct that’s probably the best part of 500k.

I do wonder if this is scheduled work that they have topped up to create some branding on.

It probably makes good commercial sense vs chartering. Particularly with the need for security and Covid cleaning. You also have the option to fit basic defence features not available on a charter.
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It's a military tanker, that can also serve as a troop transport and has been refitted to make it slightly nicer. I don't know how important paint colour is in the age of radar but it's going to be less useful for its main purpose if painted with nice pretty colours.
 
Seems it's going to have a name as well, Voyager. Not sure which scifi film that comes from but obviously having the plane puts us on par with the USA. Boris has no hope of becoming President of that - whoops he was born there so may be able to. Next best thing - have the plane. Then paint it in colours that make it far more obvious to make it easier to shoot down. The plane and kitting it out might work out at 1m plus let alone a snazzy paint job.
 
ajohn said:
Seems it's going to have a name as well, Voyager. Not sure which scifi film that comes from but obviously having the plane puts us on par with the USA. Boris has no hope of becoming President of that - whoops he was born there so may be able to. Next best thing - have the plane. Then paint it in colours that make it far more obvious to make it easier to shoot down. The plane and kitting it out might work out at 1m plus let alone a snazzy paint job.
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I think, "to shoot (Boris) down in flames" is a metaphor. :whistle:
 
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Any visuals of what it's actually going to look like? It's surely not going to all the UK flag?
 
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