Roll top bath waste

[gas4you]

She says it puts hairs on her chest

Reminds me of the bald bloke and his flat chested wife who went to the doctors for hi to grow hair and her to get bigger boobs!

Doctor gave him a cream to rub on his head to make hair grow and her a cream to rub on her cheat to make her boobs grow. They got them muddled up, she got a hairy chest and he got an enormous boob on his head! Went back to the doctors and he asked him what he should do? Doctor replied paint it blue and join the police force

Old ones are the best

 

[bobthebender]

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Old ones are the best

Are you sure
You been on the pop

 

[clf-gas]

I'll have the Tiger please bob

Thats for the wife
She says it puts hairs on her chest

I thought my wife had an hormone imbalance.

Craig it aint that cold up there marra, put another yan on chable marra

 

[gas4you]

You been on the pop

Yep

 

[baldy1969cbh]

Bugger me - I married into the area but sounds like a night out in Wigton to me. Still can't understand a word after 7 years.

 

[clf-gas]

Love the place and the cumbrian mountain man lingo

spent years working and living around sellafield.

 

[gas4you]

Bet you've got 3 heads and a tail then Craig

 

[clf-gas]

Bet you've got 3 heads and a tail then Craig

No three arms Dave, thats why I took up gas fitting

 

[gas4you]

Bet you've got a radioactive brush up your a**e as well