Room101

[festive]

Bodd just triggered this..

Name 3 things you would love to banish from this earth forever. I just posted mine will repeat explanations welcome too if it makes you feel better

Cricket- slow waste of space over hyped catching a poxy ball.
Friends - impossible canned laughter audience laughing every 2 seconds at anything.
Bruno Mars - his dancing his songs his face.

 

[donrkebab]

Clear cellotape used to seal clear cellophane wrapping on iceberg lettuce, tis work of the devil
Hazel Irvine aka haven't you heard my beautiful Voice, ruins every programme with her nonstop gob, she should be fired out of a cannon.
"Talent" shows, making "stars" out of people with zero talent and charisma by-passes, just like the show hosts..

 

[motorbiking]

Speed cameras - you could take them all away and it wouldn’t make a difference
ANPR “free” car parks - A business that is designed to scam people.
GDPR - they really got that wrong.

 

[noseall]

Litter droppers - especially Maccies wrappers straight out of the car window. Fooking drive-thru shoite bags.

 

[Mottie]

Ban-all-sheds
ellal
geek 84

Do you have to stop at 3?

 

[donrkebab]

Do you have to stop at 3?

Nah, special offer today only, go for it.

 

[conny]

Vapers. Although I'm a smoker, appreciate I'm harming myself etc I always smoke outdoors, never in the car and if children are around I get well away. Vapers however seem to think their habit is harmless to everyone. They smoke in doors, in cars and in front of children and the different smells are usually so sweet and sickly. Two weeks ago we were out in my wifes care with her grown daughter and grand daughter when her machine developed a fault. The car quickly filled with a sweet sickly aroma and when she discovered what had happened she had to tip her handbag out as the vape machine was too hot to handle!

People who eat with their mouths open or talk with a mouthful of food. No explanation needed.

The honours list for celebrities/footballers etc. Awards should be issued to people who have put themselves at risk for the safety of others, not for being paid thousands of pounds each week for doing something they enjoy, (even if they are crap at it!)

 

[JP_]

28 day aged steaks - I really like fresh ones much more!
Attached housing - who's daft idea was it to start building semi-detached houses everywhere? Where they deaf maybe?
Football - bunch of guys getting paid millions to kick a ball around a large lawn - and being knighted for it too! Cricket is much better

 

[durhamplumber]

One use Plastics.Smoking,,especially in hospital grounds,under the "no smoking in the hospital grounds" sign.Really,,how fekin thick are people.
Possibly,the Royal family ,defo most of them...Oh,,and text speak,,I am starting to use it!!!..Totes Hilair!!..TATTOOS.......fekofffffffff.....20something guys with a beard, give overrrr

 

[Ihavenojob]

Bigots
Arseh0les
Shitf0rbrains

 

[EddieM]

DIYNot GD forum.
Fags
Booze.

 

[JP_]

Booze? I don't think we can allow that in!

 

[durhamplumber]

DIYNot GD forum.
Fags
Booze.

Your barred!

 

[Ian H]

Commas
Full stops
Exclamation marks

But only in Durhamplumbers keyboard. I’d swap those 3 for a Space Bar.

 

[Brigadier]

Ornaments
Pictures

My missus loves to clutter up perfectly - decorated rooms with such tat