That was Guano that was . A bloke went to the doctor because he had a lot of wind that exited with a high pitched wail - doctor examined him and said " that sounds just like Mike Hailwood`s Honda " Caused by a rectal abcess . Because abcess makes the fart go honda.....
Manure... An interesting fact
Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.
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