Sad News

[LastMagicBean]

My neighbours cat, has met with an untimely demise.
A passing van apparently.

(whooopeeeeee, yipppppeeee, yesssssssss,)

Very sad news indeed.

I shall take no pleasure in a sh*t free lawn.


(Yippppppeeeeee, wwwwooooo)

lol: )

 

[LastMagicBean]

And would you believe it ..... It's my birthday today. Absolutely true.

 

[big-all]

whilst you have my full sympathy -----

---- dont count your chickens if theres other cats in the area

 

[big-all]

and happy birthday

 

[LastMagicBean]

whilst you have my full sympathy -----

Sympathy??? I'm celebrating for two reasons.

Just read you said happy birthday.. Thanks mate.

 

[big-all]

yes i know your celebrating but it seems a tad heartless for cat owners so tried to tone it down a bit

 

[LastMagicBean]

yes i know your celebrating but it seems a tad heartless for cat owners so tried to tone it down a bit

OK Point taken.

But c'mon years of abuse of my lawn have now come to an end.

I promise you though...it really IS my birthday as well.
You couldn't make it up.

Best Birthday I have ever had.

 

[LastMagicBean]

If dex sees this........... No more problem. All sorted.

Throwing my shovel away as we speak.

 

[JBR]

My neighbours cat, has met with an untimely demise.
A passing van apparently.

(whooopeeeeee, yipppppeeee, yesssssssss,)

Very sad news indeed.

I shall take no pleasure in a sh*t free lawn.


(Yippppppeeeeee, wwwwooooo)

lol: )

I'd like to say that I'm sorry for your sad loss...


...even if you aren't.

 

[jockscott]

My neighbours cat, has met with an untimely demise.
A passing van apparently.

Just how many times did you have to drive past the neighbours house??

 

[s60tsy]

he had to mount the kerb and go straight across his lawn!

 

[LastMagicBean]

It took me years to get it right.

 

[EFLImpudence]

D'oh, you are heartless.

There's probably a little girl down the road crying her eyes out because she's lost her pʋssy.

 

[LastMagicBean]

D'oh, you are heartless.

There's probably a little girl down the road crying her eyes out because she's lost her pʋssy.

 

[LastMagicBean]

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