N notb665 Joined 23 Nov 2003 Messages 2,298 Reaction score 0 Country 13 Jun 2006 #16 A bear walks into a pub, and says "I'd like a pint of lager please". The barman says "Why the long paws?"
A bear walks into a pub, and says "I'd like a pint of lager please". The barman says "Why the long paws?"
N Nige F Joined 28 Jun 2005 Messages 22,398 Reaction score 2,369 Country 13 Jun 2006 #17 A sandwich walks into a bar and looks lost Barman says watyer lookin for sandwich says Ooooooh you`re Dominant.....I`m a SUB
A sandwich walks into a bar and looks lost Barman says watyer lookin for sandwich says Ooooooh you`re Dominant.....I`m a SUB
N notb665 Joined 23 Nov 2003 Messages 2,298 Reaction score 0 Country 13 Jun 2006 #18 Two parrots sitting on a perch. One of them says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
JohnD Joined 15 Nov 2005 Messages 92,789 Reaction score 7,272 Location South Country 13 Jun 2006 #19 Two goldfish in a tank. One says "D'you know how to drive this thing?"